First, have a thought.
This thought doesn't need to be complicated, or uncommon, in fact, any old thought will do. Go with the first thing that pops in your head. If this happens to be bunnies, run with it.
Next, outline that thought.
As this doesn't involve actually writing anything that anyone will see, you may feel free to get as complex as you wish.
Now, write that outline as several terse sentences.
This part can't be emphasized enough. But, then again, it can. Have to keep things tight.
And finally, publish to the internet.
Watch the accolades roll in.
It is also important to include some small bio, preferably longer than the article itself, stuffed full of your e-literate accomplishments. Include references to your hair color, favorite pair of jeans, and that time you stepped on a bee, wet yourself, and vowed to never eat honey again.
Good luck! And happy internet article writing!